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NordicTrack x7i Incline Trainer
By Fresno
There's something scary about the sound of a treadmill with WiFi, but the newest fitness monster from NordicTrack promises only to use the Internet for good and not to tell the world that you almost died trying to run a mile in less than 17 minutes. It's compatible with the iFit Live system that uses the internet to pull up real running routes and simulates them. It has a 7-inch touch screen display to look at and more built-in functions than you could throw a little green, paper cup at. So, while it guarantees to kick up your work-outs, it'll also set you back a cool $2,000, which should help you drop weight as you eat nothing but newspapers while you're trying to pay if off.
Philips Norelco Bodygroom BG2020
By Fresno
Let us put this simply: If you're not trimming places other than your face, you really should be. That's not to say you should be smooth like a dolphin or Ashton Kutcher, but your lady will certainly appreciate a well-maintained body forest like the one you can get from Philips torso-specific trimmer. You can take it into the shower since it's totally waterproof and it has a hypoallergenic foil to protect even the most, ahem, sensitive areas of your body. It comes with three different attachments so you can customize length and the stainless steel blades will stay sharp for a very long time, meaning they'll always cut the hair instead of brutally yanking it out like some other trimmers.
TRX Suspension Training Pro Pack
By Fresno
If you're like a lot of normal guys, the winter has left you pale and fat. But, no-shirt season is quickly approaching, which means it's time to make your own heft work for you. The TRX system anchors to any stable object like a door, tree or playground equipment. Once you start exericising, the resistance is what makes your muscles fire, thus melting away all of those Hot Pockets you ate because you were too lazy to go outside in the snow. Check out the site for some video on how it works, then get your guns ready for some serious workouts. Oh, and if you're going to be working out in your bedroom, consider getting an extra air freshener.
Withings WiFi Scale
By Fresno
How's that New Year's resolution going for you? Awesome, right? Well, it might be going a little better if you had a scale that hooked up to your WiFi and uploaded your weight, fat mass and BMI to the web. The Withings connected scale uses your body's data and creates custom graphs that you can use to track your fitness progress, or to keep track of what eating only things found on dollar menus can do to your body. You can use Google Health to measure your progress and even use the iPhone app to see how chubby you are on the go. Expect to pay $159, but it might guilt you into spending less money on pizza bagels. Probably not, though.
Norelco Bodygroom
By Fresno
Lots of guys make it their New Year's resolution to scrape the ugly fat off of their frames, but if you're looking for improvement without as much effort, trimming is a great place to start. The Bodygroom works just like a shaver you'd use on your head, only it's specifically designed for your torso. It comes with custom guards and a hypoallergenic foil to help prevent you from looking like you just got stung by a swarm of bees just after trimming. It comes with a charging stand and a cleaning brush (which you're going to need) and can be used in the shower. Just make sure to clean the hair out of your drain before having a lady over or you'll probably kill the chances of her even seeing your freshly-shorn thorax. $30.
Brightly colored fixies are great for impressing cute hipster girls, but the eight-speed Globe Haul is both practical and badass. Its aluminum frame has an integrated rack for carrying stuff you can't cram into a messenger bag. $660
Power by 50 Cent
By Fresno
Celebrity scents tend to be fruity and citrus heavy, which means they can smell more like floor polish than actual cologne. Fifty's signature stuff however, has hints of black pepper, dark wood, coriander, nutmeg and musk, as well as a selection of other smells that no one could possibly mistake for cleaning solution. Everything about it is rugged, right down to the bottle that looks more like a hand grenade or explosives detonator. Because it's not a super-formal scent, you can wear it out to the club or dab a little bit on the inside of your bullet-proof vest. $50.50 (get it?) for 1.7oz.
We dig the newest scent from Sir Calvin because it has hints of woodiness. Fruit and woodiness and, we think, patchouli. Plus, it's pretty much the only fragrance success story of 2009. We know, because we gave a lifetime subscription to Fragrance Sales Today. $47
KAWS RxArt Kiehls Grooming Products
By Fresno
Even if you don't know it, you have probably encountered some artwork from New York-based designer KAWS. For his latest project, he has slathered artwork in his trademark style onto bottles of grooming products from the swanky lotion-slingers at Kiehls. Products range from $26 to $70 and 100% of the profits go to the RxArt initiative, which is dedicated to making art installations in hospitals to help cheer up the sick. The bottles will be available in limited numbers, so you can help out a charity and fix your face at the same time. Or, just flip it on eBay for a lot more than you paid for it.
Brooks HVAC Glove
By Fresno
When your diet consists mostly of fried stuff wrapped inside of other fried stuff, running sucks hard. Running in the freezing cold is pretty much out of the question. But, if you're the kind of person who can actually gather the motivation to run outside in the winter, you'll love these warm HVAC gloves. They thumb flips back so you can operate your gadgets on the go. Each glove has a small pocket to hold your crap as well as a pad for wiping sweat out of your eyes. When you're done with them, they even have magnets to keep them together. We only wish they were stronger magnets so we could climb bridges like a super hero.
Exos Braces
By Fresno
Breaking your arm sucks. Part of the suckiness comes from the fact that the initial pain will make you want to huck yourself off of the nearest high building. But, wearing a crappy plaster cast all summer might actually be worse. They work with a series of steel wires, which can be tightened with a clicky knob. If you're a snowboarder and you have ever used boa boots, it's basically the same thing. The upshot is that these casts are adjustable, waterproof and breathable so your arm won't get to be a smelly, itchy mess while it heals. The rest of you, however, will remain an itchy, smelly mess.
Moustache Bandages
By Fresno
We miss the days when getting a bandage on a cut was at least a little exciting, mostly because it was probably covered in pictures of some cartoon character or super hero. Now, we're adults and walking around with a Batman bandage seems kind of silly. But, these Moustache Bandages bring back some of that thrill while keeping it classy. Each $7 tin comes with 25 durable blood-stoppers. Each one has a picture of a hilarious moustache printed on it. They're so cool you'll probably be a lot less careful when shaving your upper lip in hopes that a cut will give you the perfect opportunity to show them off.
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