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Philips Norelco Bodygroom BG2020
By Fresno
Let us put this simply: If you're not trimming places other than your face, you really should be. That's not to say you should be smooth like a dolphin or Ashton Kutcher, but your lady will certainly appreciate a well-maintained body forest like the one you can get from Philips torso-specific trimmer. You can take it into the shower since it's totally waterproof and it has a hypoallergenic foil to protect even the most, ahem, sensitive areas of your body. It comes with three different attachments so you can customize length and the stainless steel blades will stay sharp for a very long time, meaning they'll always cut the hair instead of brutally yanking it out like some other trimmers.
Norelco Bodygroom
By Fresno
Lots of guys make it their New Year's resolution to scrape the ugly fat off of their frames, but if you're looking for improvement without as much effort, trimming is a great place to start. The Bodygroom works just like a shaver you'd use on your head, only it's specifically designed for your torso. It comes with custom guards and a hypoallergenic foil to help prevent you from looking like you just got stung by a swarm of bees just after trimming. It comes with a charging stand and a cleaning brush (which you're going to need) and can be used in the shower. Just make sure to clean the hair out of your drain before having a lady over or you'll probably kill the chances of her even seeing your freshly-shorn thorax. $30.
Power by 50 Cent
By Fresno
Celebrity scents tend to be fruity and citrus heavy, which means they can smell more like floor polish than actual cologne. Fifty's signature stuff however, has hints of black pepper, dark wood, coriander, nutmeg and musk, as well as a selection of other smells that no one could possibly mistake for cleaning solution. Everything about it is rugged, right down to the bottle that looks more like a hand grenade or explosives detonator. Because it's not a super-formal scent, you can wear it out to the club or dab a little bit on the inside of your bullet-proof vest. $50.50 (get it?) for 1.7oz.
We dig the newest scent from Sir Calvin because it has hints of woodiness. Fruit and woodiness and, we think, patchouli. Plus, it's pretty much the only fragrance success story of 2009. We know, because we gave a lifetime subscription to Fragrance Sales Today. $47
KAWS RxArt Kiehls Grooming Products
By Fresno
Even if you don't know it, you have probably encountered some artwork from New York-based designer KAWS. For his latest project, he has slathered artwork in his trademark style onto bottles of grooming products from the swanky lotion-slingers at Kiehls. Products range from $26 to $70 and 100% of the profits go to the RxArt initiative, which is dedicated to making art installations in hospitals to help cheer up the sick. The bottles will be available in limited numbers, so you can help out a charity and fix your face at the same time. Or, just flip it on eBay for a lot more than you paid for it.
Moustache Bandages
By Fresno
We miss the days when getting a bandage on a cut was at least a little exciting, mostly because it was probably covered in pictures of some cartoon character or super hero. Now, we're adults and walking around with a Batman bandage seems kind of silly. But, these Moustache Bandages bring back some of that thrill while keeping it classy. Each $7 tin comes with 25 durable blood-stoppers. Each one has a picture of a hilarious moustache printed on it. They're so cool you'll probably be a lot less careful when shaving your upper lip in hopes that a cut will give you the perfect opportunity to show them off.
Axe Instinct Grooming Package
By Fresno
Summer is just about over, which means you no longer have any excuse for looking and smelling like you just crawled in off the beach. By now, you have probably used at least one Axe product to try and get your look together, but we have a whole array of them ready to help you go from haggard to, well, at least slightly less haggard. We're concentrating on their newest scent, Instinct, which smells kind of like leather and kind of like a long motorcycle ride down the shore at sunset. At least, that's what we have heard. There's $75 worth of product in our box, so you'll stay smelling and looking good for a long time. Or just use it all at once and let the girls come to you like you're in some kind of sexy Left4Dead mod.
Bacon Soap
By Fresno
Listen up, business people. If you're part of a company with a product you'd like to see written up on this site, all you have to do to ensure coverage is add bacon to it. Seriously. Bacon is perfect in every way and lately, people seem to be cramming it into everything. The latest product to get bacon-ized is soap. If it's real (which it seems to be) it's supposed to smell exactly like bacon, which means your morning shower will leave you smelling like the grill at Denny's for the rest of the day. If you're around girls that can't appreciate that, they probably don't deserve to be blessed with your smokey, salty scent in the first place. It's $6 a bar, which seems cheap, but you can get an awful lot of real bacon for that price. Choose wisely.
We're not big on celebrity colognes, since they're usually just an off-the-shelf smell with a famous person's name stamped on the bottle. But, if we're going to trust one person when it comes to offering ladies what they like, it's going to be JT. His new scent comes in a bottle that looks like a glass MP3 player. When you press the play button, the cologne squirts out and females swarm around you like nerds around the only girl at Comic Con. It's only available in Europe at the moment, so get some when you're over there and be sure to use the whole, "I got this in Europe" angle when you're at the club.
Paul Smith Man Cologne
By Fresno
Ladies love British accents, but, unless you're Madonna, getting one of those can be tough. You can always do the next best thing, though, which is smelling like a Brit. Paul Smith claims his $70 cologne is a "strong and masculine fragrance which embodies the very essence of British Elegance and sophistication." We take that to mean it doesn't smell like bangers and mash. If you--or more importantly, your girl--falls in love with the smell, you can also get it in the form of a $50 candle. That means you can finally ditch that Yankee Candle Pumpkin Spice thing you've been using to hide the smell of, um, smoke in your room.
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