Ham Dogger is the best name anything has ever had, ever. Maybe if they invent something called the boob flamethrower deluxe, the race might be close, but Ham Dogger would still have a slight edge. This incredible device takes a quarter-pound of ground beef and shapes it into a hot dog. There's so much amazing stuff to say about it. For instance, the product page suggests you could stuff the Ham Dogs with stuff. They also say that it's a "ideal way to put extra hot dog buns to use," as if people are sitting at home under piles of unused hot dog buns. The best part? It's only $8. We're placing our order right now. For 1,000 of them.