Category: Food/Drink | Food

If there is one thing we have learned in our years on this earth, it's that bacon can make just about anything much, much better. Need proof? We have all the marbled, smokey proof you need right here.

Mo's Bacon Choco Chip Pancake Mix

Starting your day off with the proper mix of carbohydrates, fats and proteins is a great way to jumpstart your metabolism. This sweet and savory mix doesn't offer anything close to that, but each $14 tube of buttermilk pancake mix is mixed with Vosges Chocolates' Mo Bacon Bars. It doesn't hit all of the food groups, just the awesome ones.

Skillet Bacon Jam

While we can't recommend pairing it up with peanut butter, this delicious concoction goes better with a burger than a beer and a televised baseball game. Each jar starts as a whole pile of high-quality bacon, which is cooked down and mixed with a unique blend of spices that will make you wonder why you ever bothered with ketchup in the first place. $17.

Tac Bac Tactical Canned Bacon

While the other conspiracy freaks are out there hording beans and water, we have been stocking up on cans of delicious pig. There's a good chance that it tastes incredibly gross and has the consistency of a Band-Aid, but there's something comforting in knowing that, even if zombies take over the surface of the earth, we can drown our sorrows in salt and fat. $16.

J&D's Bacon Pop

The same company that somehow found a way to combine bacon and mayonnaise recently dropped another salty gem on us in the form of Bacon Pop. It cooks just like a normal bag of microwave popcorn, which means you can make it even if Jiffy Pop is above your culinary pay grade. Even if you don't feel like eating it, just fire up a bag and use your microwave like a bacon-scented air freshener that will fill the whole house.

Bacon Soap

This pink and white marbled bar isn't edible, but using it in the shower will leave you with an unmistakable aura of bacon for the rest of the day. Each bar costs $6, which is more than we've spent on bars of soap in our entire lives (we prefer scented body washes, thank you), but until someone comes up with a better way to make our entire bodies smell like bacon, we're going to stick with it.