The holiday shopping season is upon us already, which means Festivus is right around the corner. In case you're not a Seinfeld (or you just missed the '90s and early '00s for some reason), Festivus is a holiday "for the rest of us." Instead of tree, this holiday is represented by a sturdy aluminum pole. Wagner has been making official Festivus poles for a while now. Each one comes with a stand and you can choose between the six-foot model ($40) and the 2-foot-8-inch version ($31). We suggest you go with the big one lest Frank Costanza be disappointed in you.