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I'm With Coco T-shirt
By Fresno
Nothing says, "Hey, I remember stuff!" like a closet full of T-shirts that were absolutely hilarious back when you bought them. It doesn't matter if they don't make sense anymore, that "Rock Us, Dukakis" shirt will never go out of style in our eyes. This hip T-shirt capitalizes on the current debacle goign on in NBC's late-night line-up. We're firmly entrenched in Camp Conan and there's no better way to show everyone than by wearing this T-shirt. Or, we could just make 75 Twitter updates an hour about it like everyone else seems to be doing. Nah, we're going to stick with the T-shirt. $16.
Ralph Lauren Holiday Sweater
By Stuff Staff
Listen, fella: Sport a scenic holiday sweater this December and you'll spread metric buttloads of cheer. More importantly, you'll receive lavish attention from the hottest girls at the bar. We don't know why this works, but it does. You can thank the tiny elves who hand-knitted this number for peanuts in Santa's workshop. $495
Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt
By Fresno
It looks like a regular shirt with a guitar printed on it, but in this case, the guitar actually works. There are buttons along the neck, each one corresponding to a major chord. All of the chords are recorded from real guitar sounds, so when you play them through the included mini-amp they don't sound like a cell phone ringtone from 1999. You use the magnetic pick to strum across the pretend strings and real music comes pumping out of your shirt. One time we had a pair of sneakers that made a really awesome squeeky noise when we walked on the floor at the mall. But this is way cooler than that. $30.
Brick Construction Shirt
By Fresno
Playing with Legos is cool again, so it's OK to show off your love for those nubby little blocks. This shirt has a flat baseplate attached to the front of it, which you can use as a jumping off point when creating wearable Lego creations. It's arguably a lot cooler than buying a T-shirt with a design already printed on it. Of course, if you actually wear it with something built on the front, all the bricks will probably fall off, but it'll be cool for the first 10 minutes of your day atleast.
If you have seen a rapper in the past couple years, there's a good chance you have seen Mister Cartoon's incredible tattoo work. While you probably won't be getting ink from him in the near future, you can still wear his art on your T-shirt. His first design for Upper Playground is true to his style with his signature line and letter work. In conjunction with this release, Mister Cartoon will be in San Francisco for an in-store signing. The signing will take place this Friday, August 28th, from 5 to 7 PM, at the San Francisco Upper Playground store located at 220 Fillmore Street. So, get over there and show off that Taz tattoo you got on Spring Break '05.
Pressure Point T-Shirt
By Fresno
There are plenty of pressure points in the body that, if hit, can do some serious damage. Unfortunately, most people have no idea where they are and fight like they're trying to swat away a swarm of angry bees. When you're wearing this T-shirt, though, your opponent will have no excuse for not knocking you out. It points out exactly where to strike for a disabling blow. That way, when you beat the crap out of the other guy, you can rub it in his face that he couldn't take you even though he had instructions. Just don't be surprised if you get a lot of jerks poking you in the spots the shirt points out.
Johnny Cupcakes Autobones Guys T-shirt
By Fresno
If you thought your Transformers Underoos were the height of Optimus Prime fashion, you obviously haven't seen this T-shirt from Massachusetts based designer, Johnny Cupcakes. The graphic depicts a cupcake made from parts of the noble Autobot leader. It's nerdy enough to show your love for huge alien robots, but stylish enough that it won't keep you home with your comics on Saturday night. It's a limited edition run, so if you want one, fork over your $25 right now.
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